One of the best piece ever composed.
listen and you will know :D

PLEASE listen before reading the description .

don't beat me up hahah :D

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password for link : John Cage - 4'33"

Jokes.

told you it was funny.

Hahah. sorry for the candid haiqal LOL.

ii was so bored these days. especially at night.

so one night i was finding something on my table.

suddenly went over our keahlian2009 camp book .

so i flipped through it. and found out theres actually a joke section :D

(no one actually knew this during camp. *ithink*)

these jokes are kinda funny. so i decided to post it up on my blog.

as cass ask me to blog more hahah (:

Global Warming

According to a news, if global warming continues, in 20 years, the only chance we'll have to see a polar ear is in a zoo.

So in other words, nothing is going to change.

Sardar=Sirdar

(A military cheif/leader/general in India/Pakistan or Afghanistan)

A Sardaji photographer focuses on the face of a dead body, In a funeral function.

Suddenly all relatives beat him. why?

He had said "SMILE PLEASE"

Why cant Sardars DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) in an emergency?

Because they can't find the ELEVEN on the phone.

Sardar news : A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies.

and they are still digging for more..

LAME

Who is transformer's mom and dad?

Transparent laa.

What do you call a man standing outside of the house?

OUTSTANDING LAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Dialogs

John : It's my wife's birthday

Peter : What's your gift to her?

John : I asked her what she wanted

Peter : What did she said?

John : Anything, as long as there is a Diamond.

Peter : What did you gave her?

John : Playing cards

Raehan (LOL) : Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Seng Kai(LOL): Ok

Raehan : A white horse fell in the mud

Sengkai : ._. -.- Zzzzzzzzz..

Hahah. credits goes to those people who created these jokes and camp book editor ;D.

this is just a random update fyi.

hahah. anyways i dont know what to update.

so yeah,

ciao ;D